A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, “I’m allergic to nuts and eggs.”
The person asked, “Are you allergic to cats?”
The girl said, “I don’t know. I don’t eat cats.”
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I LOL at this one. Awsome! Jeff was like, “WHAT?” He heard me laugh.
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