The Occasional Joke

The first Texan says, “My name is Roger. I own 150,000 acres. I have 1,000 head
of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger.”

The second Texan says, “My name is John. I own 250,000 acres. I have 5,000 head
of cattle and they call my place Big John’s Ranchero.”

They both look down at the Jewish man who says, “My name is Irving and I own
40 acres.”

Roger looks down at him and says, “40 Acres? What do you raise?”

“Nothing” Irving says.

“Well then, what do you call it?” asked John.

The little old Jewish man says, “Downtown Dallas.”