The Occasional Joke

~ As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.

~ You notice that the car phone they threw in “for free” has a direct line to Moe’s Towing Company.

~ The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.

~ The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for quick and easy opening.

~ The “Purchased From” sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed.

~ You get a “Good Luck” card from the previous owner.

~ As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door and waves you in.

~ When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway. As you go by, it silently falls in behind you.

~ The little “Service Engine” warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads “Me Again.”