I asked my nephew whether he bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes”, he said, “I bought her a belt and a bag.”
“That was very nice of you”, I replied, “I hope she appreciated the thought.”
He said, “So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.”
[Received from Mikey's Funnies]
Toenails, Tonsils, and Tornadoes
Froggy's First Kiss
Olive You!: And Other Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes You'll A-Door (Lift-the-Flap Knock-Knock Book)
Funny Honey Valentine
Hearty Har Har: Valentine Riddles You'll Love (Lift-the-Flap)
Hey that sounds too familiar, I knew a guy like that.