I asked my nephew whether he bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes”, he said, “I bought her a belt and a bag.”
“That was very nice of you”, I replied, “I hope she appreciated the thought.”
He said, “So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.”
[Received from Mikey's Funnies]
Hey that sounds too familiar, I knew a guy like that.