The Occasional Joke

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? – MIKEY’S FUNNIES

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple

“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
Anonymous

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims

“Throughout the Christmas season, we recall that God’s love is found in humble places, and God’s peace is offered to all of us. It is the story of a quiet birth in a little town, on the margins of an indifferent empire. Christmas has carried the message that God is with us–and, because He’s with us, we can always live in hope.” – George W. Bush

“I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” – Jesus

Did you know that we celebrate Christmas in order to commemorate the time when Jesus came down to earth? According to the Bible, Jesus Christ came to bring humanity the gift of eternal life. He gave this gift to us freely and we give gifts to each other to remember and celebrate that event. Read more about whether the Christmas story is true and whether it still matters today.

Merry Christmas Everyone,
from James’ Occasional Jokes Blog