The Occasional Joke » Health Jokes http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com A short humourous break. Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:40:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Hearing Problems http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/07/hearing-problems/ http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/07/hearing-problems/#comments Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:30:10 +0000 theJokeMaster http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/07/hearing-problems/ An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”

The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

[forwarded by Jo]

]]> http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/07/hearing-problems/feed/ 0 Old Age http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/03/21/old-age/ http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/03/21/old-age/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:01:45 +0000 theJokeMaster http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/03/21/old-age/ Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me….I know we’ve been friends for a long time…..but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”

[forwarded by Jo]

]]> http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/03/21/old-age/feed/ 0 Timberrr!!!!! http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/01/12/timberrr/ http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/01/12/timberrr/#comments Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:01:01 +0000 theJokeMaster http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/01/12/timberrr/ While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis.

“What happened to this patient?” he asked in astonishment.

“He fell out of a tree,” I reported.

The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.

“I’m not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Bob’s Expert Tree Service.”

Gazing intently at the X-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, “Cross out ‘expert.’”

]]> http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/01/12/timberrr/feed/ 0 Great Guarantee! http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2007/08/02/great-guarantee/ http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2007/08/02/great-guarantee/#comments Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:01:18 +0000 theJokeMaster http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2007/08/02/great-guarantee/ A man had just arrived home after the successful implantation of a pacemaker.

Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.

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