The judge read the charges, then asked, “Are you the defendant in this case?”
“No sir, your honor, sir,” replied Bob, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defendin’. I’m the guy who done it.”
Lawyer Jokes
A man went to his lawyer and said “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.”
The lawyer says “Don’t worry. Leave it all to me.”
The man looks somewhat upset … “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest slice - but I’d like to leave a little to my children too!”
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This joke was emailed to me by Thomas S. Ellsworth (http://www.kcbx.net/~tellswor)
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