The Occasional Joke » Lawyer Jokes http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com A short humourous break. Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:40:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The Defendant http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/01/the-defendant/ http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/01/the-defendant/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:01:48 +0000 theJokeMaster http://jokes.jamesandcarolanne.com/2008/04/01/the-defendant/ The judge read the charges, then asked, “Are you the defendant in this case?”

“No sir, your honor, sir,” replied Bob, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defendin’. I’m the guy who done it.”

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The lawyer says “Don’t worry. Leave it all to me.”

The man looks somewhat upset … “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest slice – but I’d like to leave a little to my children too!”

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This joke was emailed to me by Thomas S. Ellsworth (http://www.kcbx.net/~tellswor)
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